Fuzzy Face

Sorry about the download time. If you can, go get a cup of coffee or something and let this page load fully before you vote. Thanks!

I've had a beard most of my adult life. Most people have never seen me without one. A few years back, I shaved it off prior to a trip home and didn't tell anyone. My own mother walked right past me in the airport. The general consensus at the time seemed to be, "Grow it back".

Here's your opportunity to give me some feedback. So tell me, what works for you?

OK, really, it's not going to have much of an impact. My wife has the final say. This part of the site has been up for years and most people like the beard. My wife prefers me clean shaven. Of course, we haven't touched on the idea of tye dye colors yet.....

This is also an opportunity for me to play with HTML Forms and data reduction. If it's not too much trouble, please fille out the little survey at the end. C'mon, it'll only take a minute. Don't just visit, make your time count!

Pick one of the little radio buttons below the style of your choice and then hit the "Submit" button near the bottom of the page. If you must get a closer look, you can click on the images shown for a larger picture. Make sure your vote counts! Don't forget to actually click on the button under the picture of your choice. Then click the button at the bottom of the page. Otherwise your vote won't register. "Chad" doesn't work here. YOU are responsible for voting correctly.

 

Grow it back The "Evil Andy" look
Drooling Whiskers The Dr. Koop Look
Just the upper lip Clean Shaven

I'd love to know who visited. Can I trouble you for a bit of information?

I promise I won't sell your name to anyone or hit you with SPAM. This is strictly for my own interest and practice reducing data. You can leave them blank if you don't trust me, but really, I'm harmless.

Want some candy, little girl? *** For the "Humor Impaired" please read the fine print (if you can read).


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*** Some people think this little joke makes me a pedophile. C'mon, it's A JOKE! Anyone with ANY knowledge of computers, the WWWeb or a bit of awareness knows that there is a problem with people harvesting websites for email addresses and then SPAMming people with junk email. Lots of websites prompt you for information about yourself to use or sell for it's marketing potential. Frankly, I don't have time for that. I don't collect cookies and I probably won't even email you back unless you ask me to do so. I really am harmless. Want a cookie?

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John McKee mckee@NOSPAMhighwitness.com